Wick Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

West Jokes More West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.