Wick Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

West Jokes More West Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor