What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

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What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !