What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.