What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

Why cant #alllivesmatter?

Its Racist!

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Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

BlackChristmasMatters

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas