Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide