Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide