What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins