What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Good Bark Jokes More Good Bark Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Dogwood Jokes More Dogwood Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Popsicle Stick Jokes More Popsicle Stick Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.