What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

Good Bark Jokes More Good Bark Jokes

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Dogwood Jokes More Dogwood Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Popsicle Stick Jokes More Popsicle Stick Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.