What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Dogwood Jokes More Dogwood Jokes

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P