Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
A roundhouse.
It cracked.
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Threw his baby out the window.
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o
A cannibal
You look quite put-together this evening.
Make it with blue cheese!
A double!