Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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Electricity.

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Brazilians!

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Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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Two Panes

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

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Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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You look quite put-together this evening.

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Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)