Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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He flips houses

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I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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The Logo.

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3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

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A disobedient slave.

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)