What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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Igloos it back together.

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because he has gnocchi

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"