What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

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What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr