What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.