What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.