What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.