What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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