What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.