What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!