What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*