What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

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What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*