Paper Jokes

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

How ugly was she?

Paper or plasic?

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

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How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.