What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.