Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.