Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins