Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything