Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!