Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...