What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.