What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.