What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.