Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

One Jokes More One Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!