Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.
A cactus has the prick on the outside.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
Your Sherlock Homie
both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
Ones used for cunning stunts.
Reindeer are the ones that fly.
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
Fill in the blank or answer the question.
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
A receding hairline.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
They're both raining bodies
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
He didn't give a hoot !