Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Baboon Jokes More Baboon Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.