What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

What's the opposite of critical thinking?

Critical theory.

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.