What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.

What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.