What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.