What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.