What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.