Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...