What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers