What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER