Dancer Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !