Dancer Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

What do you get a mathematician for his stag night?

A parallelogram.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis