What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.