Pretty much anything, just no Scope.
A dictatorship. *sobs*
An algae bra.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Neither of them can be used as functional tables.
They both fight against Tartars.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.