What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.