What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money