Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.