Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.