What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."