What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.