What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."