Yarn Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.