How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

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How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !