How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.