How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."