How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!