What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum