What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.