When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
I'll beheading out now.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
