What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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