What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !