What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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