What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.