It was ground a few minutes ago.
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Have I got an ax to grind with you.
He made a spectacle of himself.
13 blackberries and 5 apples
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
They call in a S.W.A.T. team
Remind them that high school is over.
Ooops... wrong sub.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
12' noon in the cotton fields.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Febrewery
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
You call 9-wun-wun
I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work
Cut its nose off.
