How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.