How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor