How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo