How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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What smells better than it taste?

A nose

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

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Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice