Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.