How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What do you call an STI in your nose?

Sniff-illis

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"