How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.