How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.