How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.