What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!