What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!