What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...