Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From , posted by

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.