Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Put it in his honey.
A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
