Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

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What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.