What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(