What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.