What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.