What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal