Jamal Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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They saw it as a sign to pare.

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Twitter only allows 160 characters

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One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

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