What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

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So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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Gotta go fast.

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."