Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead