My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

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What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Old Brother Jokes More Old Brother Jokes

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Comic Book Jokes More Comic Book Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...