My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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Tenplates

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Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

Conclusion Jokes More Conclusion Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...