One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.
None, they just make the nepalese do it.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
Cause they want the D.
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10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Medium burgers!
You can't. That's what makes it so funny.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
You would too if you were a ginger
