How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins